- Little malcontent sister.
- Little engaged sister.
- Friend from down the street.
- Friend from a few miles away.
- Friend from New Jersey.
- Friend from high school.
- Other friend from high school.
- Other friend from high school.
- Friend from my
Stepford wives' clubstay-at-home mom's group.
On one hand, in case science is wrong and this stuff is contagious, Y'ALL STAY AWAY FROM ME. I ain't catchin' it, ya hear? On the other hand, spending time with a newborn is excellent birth control. I hope to spend a LOT of time with engaged sister's baby, considering they only live an hour and a half away, and having my little niece or nephew scream in my ear for a few hours will hopefully strengthen my resolve to never, ever do this again.
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don't drink the water...
i'm just sayin'...
Walking around Target yesterday with all the screaming kids made me wonder why I wish I had kids, heh.
If any of them decide they don't want their baby... call me. Seriously... I am READY for a screaming newborn I tell ya!! I want a baby so bad my heart aches... so send some of their baby dust MY WAY PA-LEEESE!!!
** hugs **
Jo
bahaha....so much for lunch. You don't have to tell me twice.
Alice, is there something you're not telling us?
10. Friend from New Jersey's husband's crazy ex-girlfriend from high school. (The baby's daddy's wife doesn't know yet.)
dear LORD, if everyone around you guys is prego...apparently you must know the fertility gods that I don't want to meet. So I'm stayin' away, ya hear?
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