Sunday, December 30, 2007

sleeping on the couch

Let's see...
  1. Little malcontent sister.
  2. Little engaged sister.
  3. Friend from down the street.
  4. Friend from a few miles away.
  5. Friend from New Jersey.
  6. Friend from high school.
  7. Other friend from high school.
  8. Other friend from high school.
  9. Friend from my Stepford wives' club stay-at-home mom's group.
All of these people are knocked up.

On one hand, in case science is wrong and this stuff is contagious, Y'ALL STAY AWAY FROM ME. I ain't catchin' it, ya hear? On the other hand, spending time with a newborn is excellent birth control. I hope to spend a LOT of time with engaged sister's baby, considering they only live an hour and a half away, and having my little niece or nephew scream in my ear for a few hours will hopefully strengthen my resolve to never, ever do this again.

7 comments:

Mama Can-Can said...

don't drink the water...
i'm just sayin'...

Watercolor said...

Walking around Target yesterday with all the screaming kids made me wonder why I wish I had kids, heh.

Blake and Lilly's Momma said...

If any of them decide they don't want their baby... call me. Seriously... I am READY for a screaming newborn I tell ya!! I want a baby so bad my heart aches... so send some of their baby dust MY WAY PA-LEEESE!!!

** hugs **
Jo

Alice said...

bahaha....so much for lunch. You don't have to tell me twice.

From the Doghouse said...

Alice, is there something you're not telling us?

jesusthroughmary said...

10. Friend from New Jersey's husband's crazy ex-girlfriend from high school. (The baby's daddy's wife doesn't know yet.)

Alice said...

dear LORD, if everyone around you guys is prego...apparently you must know the fertility gods that I don't want to meet. So I'm stayin' away, ya hear?