Me: The fried cranberry sauce was kind of a dud on FryDay, huh?
Drew: Yeah, they couldn't get the batter to stick, even with flour on it.
Me: That's a shame. I wish it'd worked.
Drew: Also, the batter was kinda thick. Maybe if the batter hadn't been so thick, it would've stuck to the cranberry sauce better.
Me: Maybe if Hitler had never been born, 6 million Jews wouldn't have died in the Holocaust.
Drew: Maybe if Woodrow Wilson hadn't lied us into World War I, the treaty of Versailles would not have been so draconian forcing Germany to take full blame for the war, leading to the socio-economic and political upheaval of the country, creating a power vacuum for the various communist and national socialist groups to fight over, leading to the eventual consolidation of power by the Nazi party.
Drew: Do you see what I did there? I took it to a whole nother level. A WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL.
Me: You're gonna have to repeat all that. I'm blogging it.
2 weeks ago