Celebrity moms seriously have it great. Nannies, maids, whatever. That's not to say that a great many of them aren't absolutely fantastic moms, but there are things that I just do not think they do.
1. Walk through a room thinking she's looking fly, then have their husband pull a dried carrot off of her.
2. Wrestle with a kid while teaching him how to use a sippy cup.
3. (This one is most likely) Fish a turd out of a bathtub, then sanitize the bathtub and all of its' previous inhabitants.
So, what do you think that celebrity parents don't have to do?
3 months ago
12 comments:
they don't have to clean barf off of furniture, floors, or cars.
they don't have to wipe snot off walls.
they basically suck. i want a maid and a nanny! :P
dang! Black Betty took my answer.
wench.
Make that two. My first thought was barf at three in the morning.
And I've never seen one of them on the red carpet with a crusty snot line on their shoulder.
i love you, too, SM!!! :) LOL!!
Didn't Madonna say once that she had never changed a diaper?
That is just wrong!!!
Doghouse - I have one of those on my shoulder right now!
wash pee out of anything
What I wonder about are those photos. You know, the ones of new celebrity moms and their new baby where the kid looks like some kind of little cherub. My first photos of Mini-me were cute, but I think they're airbrushing more than mom in some of those.
cook for themselves, healthy food to lose the baby weight
wake up during the night to feed their child or change their child's diaper
worry about money. Ha!
cry b/c they're still overweight from baby.....or have stretch marks or saggy boobs....
Oh the life...
Never have to clean up poop/barf/pee/snot/etc., from children or animals, off your floors/ceilings/car seats/etc.
Drop your child with nanny while you shop, shop, shop..
No waiting in line at MEA while everyone in the waiting room is breathing on you.
[i could go on]
Play "find the odor." If you have a maid, you don't have trouble finding anything.
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