Hahaha, what...

Lynne Spears, Britney's mama, is gonna write a parenting book.

Possible titles include "Parenting; What Not To Do," "My Daughter; It's Britney, B****!," "FAIL," and "Just Give 'Em Some Cigarettes, Taters, and Put 'Em On The Cover Of Rollin' Stone Half-Nekkid An' See Whut Happens."

In other news, Paris Hilton is writing a book on how to be modest and demure, Kid Rock is writing a book on healthy hair, and David Hasselhoff is writing a book about how to wax a chest.