me: Ooooh, that's not good.
Andrew: My bad.
me: Will you call my gynecologist's office and reschedule my appointment next week to the week after?
Andrew: Boy I'd rather not, but I will if I must.
me: It's for the 31st, go ahead and schedule it for any time the week after
Andrew: I won't have to say "vagina" will I?
me: Yes.
Pap smear.
Andrew: Nope
Not doing it then
If they say "What was she coming in for?" I'll say "*CENSORED* if I know"
me: Come on, you've left me without a phone
Andrew: I'm not saying pap smear.
me: They'll charge me a hundred dollars if I don't call today**. They have a cutoff time.
me: Will you say "speculum?"
Andrew: I don't know why I'd have to say that.
me: Well, since you won't say pap smear, you're gonna have to tell them what I'm coming in for
Andrew: I'm sure they know
Get Veronica to call them
me: Veronica's not the one who made off with my phone today
Andrew: I didn't do it on purpose. Stop trying to punish me.
me: Do you want them to charge me a hundred bucks?
Andrew: No. Do I have to say pap smear?
me: Yep. Make sure you say KY Jelly a few times too.
Andrew: *CENSORED*. What's the number?
me: It's in there. Under OB/GYN
Andrew: GOnna mayke me search for it too.
me: You were so gonna drink the fat, weren't you.
Andrew: I'll drink fat. I'm not going to say "pap smear" on the phone
So I don't really have to call anyone?
me: No, dear.
But you sure made me giggle.
Andrew: Glad I could entertain you.
**Total lie. Word to the wise, if you wanna convince Drew to do something, you threaten his wallet.
**Total lie. Word to the wise, if you wanna convince Drew to do something, you threaten his wallet.
2 comments:
your house is so much more exciting than mine!! :)
OMG you are killing me!!! ha ha ha ha ha! Question: are you really that funny or am I laughing b/c I have HAD THIS CONVERSATION with Andy before? We'll compromise and say both. I have worn MY Andrew down to call the OB EVERY time--I make him drink the fat in that way and in the way that makes him buy period supplies and other great stuff for me---I think I'll start calling him Ross from now on! Hoo RAAAH!
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