Phone: Ringring!
Stacey: Hello?
Drew: Hey honey!
Stacey: Darn, I thought I had put a personalized ring tone for you on here, but it didn't work.
Drew: Hey, I just did one for you! What's mine?
Stacey: Fortunate Son by CCR. Not cuz you're a millionaire's son or anything. I just know you love that song.
Drew: I do! Yours is Enjoy the Silence.
Stacey: Well, that's not very nice.
Drew: Well, it says "All I ever wanted, all I ever needed, is here in my arms."
Stacey: Oh, that's better. I was thinking "Enjoy the silence for now, sucker, because your wife is calling to nag you."
Drew: No no.
3 months ago
1 comment:
I have "Reveille" set for the Missus.
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