iTunes meme

I'm taking advantage of the fact that Ace is still sleeping this morning to start on the memes I was tagged for. Some of these are super fun. Thanks, y'all, and if I miss any that I'm tagged for, remind me.

Here's what you do: Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. NO CHEATING.

How does the world see you? "Jenni Says" by Cowboy Mouth. I haven't ever listened to the lyrics of the song; I downloaded it because it's fun. Now I'm thinking it's naughty in a Frankie says relax kinda way...

Will I have a happy life? "Karma" by Alicia Keys. So, since this is basically a song about revenge, no. At least, according to iTunes.

What do my friends really think of me? "Independent Women" by Destiny's Child. That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.

Do people secretly lust after me? "I'll Do Anything" by Barry White. Y'all back off, I'm married with a child. (I swear, I'm just hitting next, I'm not picking out these songs. I certainly wouldn't have picked "Jenni Says.")

How can I make myself happy? "Stomp" by Kirk Franklin featuring God's property. iTunes has a direct line to the Lord.

What should I do with my life? "Holla Holla" by Ja Rule. Huh. So I should be a rapper with lots of money and hoes that drops a lot of n-words. Neat.

Will I ever have children? hahahahahaha, and I swear, "Knock on Wood" by The Mighty Mighty Bosstones.

What is some good advice for me? "We All Die Young" by Steel Dragon. Uhhhh. Let's go with young at heart on that one.

How will I be remembered? "Lost in the 50's Tonight" by Ronnie Milsap. So I'll be remembered as a sappy love song with lots of shoobys and doos?

What is my signature dancing song? "Headsprung" by LL Cool J and Timbaland. If you haven't heard this song, please go find it because it's wicked awesome.

What do I think is my current theme song? "I Want to Know You More," a great worship song by SonicFlood. Which is pretty cool, since I'm going back to church and all.

What does everyone think my current theme song is? "Breakfast at Tiffany's" by Deep Blue Something. Essential for anyone's 90's soundtrack, not entirely applicable to the iTunes meme and its aforementioned mystic properties.

What song will play at my funeral? "Mas" by Kinky, a pretty rad dance song. I think the lyrics translate loosely into "Let's go, I want more and more." I guess y'all can play that at my funeral, but can it be sometime after "Amazing Grace?"

What type of men / women do you like? "White and Nerdy" by Weird Al Yankovic. No, I'm kidding, but wouldn't that be CRAZY? Actually, "Amazed" by Lonestar started playing. So I loves me some super romantic guys.

What is my day going to be like? "Land of Confusion," the Disturbed remake of the Genesis song. Fight the power, y'all.

I tag... well, whoever reads this and hasn't done it yet. C'mon, it's fun.