Because of spammers, I'll never know if I actually did win the Nigerian lottery. Hmph.
Ace, who hasn't pooped in 5 days, just had a blowout worthy of the term "blowout." It blew out of his diaper, out of his clothes, and on to his carrier. I then blew him into the bathtub, and had to rinse him twice. There was poop in his hair. In his hair.
And there's picture number 1 for blackmailing purposes.... mwa, ha, ha.
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