Me: Nimbus is possessed by the devil. He's not a Christian, and doesn't have the protection of Jesus.
Drew: So you're saying our other cats are "saved," is that it?
Me: Pez goes to church every Sunday.
Drew: Yeah, only to get the Eucharist.
Me: Oh, a fat joke?
Drew: Well, he is CATolic.
Drew: Louie is PresPURRterian.
Drew: Stella's EPAWScopalian.
Me: You're hurting the baby.
*Edit* This just in.
Drew, sitting in the living room, presumably watching something about gas: They're trying to capture farts.
Drew: Did you HEAR ME?
Drew: They should come here. We have an infestation.
Reckon I should go see what he's talking about.
2 weeks ago