Angie just left not 5 minutes ago, and I'm left marvelling at the fact that no matter when she comes, the sun is shining and the clouds stay away. She has come to visit at least 5 times since we've moved here, and no matter the weather in the days before her visit, it's always sunny and beautiful on the days she's here.
Before she came, it had been cloudy, rainy, and miserable for at least 2 weeks. In fact, the sun peeked out last Friday in the morning, and I thought I was running late for work because I hadn't seen the sun in the morning in quite some time. Even Sunday morning was a bit bland, but as soon as she got here... it's like she scares clouds or something.
Partly cloudy tomorrow, and rain on Friday. Weird.
So, men between the ages of 25 and 35, please e-mail me and I'll be happy to screen you to see if you're good enough to have the sun shining on you whenever you visit me with her. Please have a job and a car and a strong sense of ambition. No frogs. Only princes.
2 weeks ago