You all know that person. You're going along at a constant rate of speed (and there's no questioning that rate of speed, as your cruise control is locked in at 72 and hasn't changed in 50 miles). You're passing people, you're being passed by people, no big deal. However, there's that one guy that absolutely hastogetinfrontofyourightthisveryminute! So he's going about 75 and jumps in front of you... and forgets what his hurry was. Rapidly. So you have to either ease up quickly or hit your brakes while eleventy-five other drivers pass you and then pass this genius. He's driving a late-model good ol' boy truck, so you know he's got cruise control in that thing. Isn't that as standard a feature as rearview mirrors nowadays?
I met this credit to the human race today. He met the end of my death glare. And while my Jeep was nearly meeting his GMC, I noticed that he had a bumper sticker that said "Get off my a** unless your name is Dale Earnhardt." I'd love to oblige, sir.
2 weeks ago