Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Memorandums

To my sisters with the hair with personality: If you live in Mississippi and are going anywhere today - hairspray, hairspray, hairspray. Wow, is it humid.

To the guy in the "antique" maroonish-pink El Camino who was driving north on 55 at about 7:30 this morning: It's time to retire the antique. It's spitting out more smoke than an angry chimney, and that's bad for everyone.

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