So embarassing.

I worked a dinky little 3 hour assignment today (for which I'll get the required 4-hour minimum pay, NICE!). It was about 4 blocks away from the company with which I had my first assignment. I went to visit the people at that company, just to say hi and catch up with a few people, do some networking, etc. I was talking to a really nice woman who is probably in her mid-60's when we got on the subject of my Lasik surgery. She said her contacts drove her crazy and she was considering getting the surgery. I said she would probably be a good candidate, because "my doctor said if you enjoy using condoms, you probably shouldn't get Lasik."

I meant contacts. I MEANT CONTACTS.