Ohmygosh...

Seriously, like, why would you do this? (Be sure to look at all of the pictures.)

I know, folks, I've pierced a lot of stuff in my life. As Drew so gleefully pointed out, "Hey, you had your tongue pierced." Yes, I did, but I didn't TIE IT TO ALL MY OTHER PIERCINGS WITH A PRETTY BOW.

Actually, it is kinda pretty. But GAH. How tremendously uncomfortable does that have to be? I actually have the willies right now. GAH. No, seriously, GAH.