Memo to Marcia Cross:
Do you have any other faces than this? Or this? This? Maybe this? This? I know Paris Hilton has a similar problem but c'mon. Show some teeth, woman. You're gorgeous. At least change your facial expression. It's frightening.
Memo to Debra Messing:
We get it. Your hair is FABULOUS. Would you PLEASE put on a hat or something for like a month? I'm feeling totally insecure over here.
Memo to you schmucks that booed that poor girl that goofed the national anthem and slipped on the ice at that hockey game:
Could y'all BE any more asinine? Poor girl. Were y'all raised in a barn? Jeez.
Memo to all of my readers:
Stacey's advice column is totally still available. Just because I'm at a different address doesn't mean my advice doesn't work anymore. Many satisfied readers! And now you can submit questions anonymously via my comments option! Yay! Ask away!
1 year ago
2 comments:
marcia cross makes the same face all the time because of the botox. look at her perfectly smooth forhead, even when speaking emphatically
I would ask for advice online, but right now I tend to use the toll free Stacey advice phone service :)
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